August 19, 2005

Friday fluff -n-stuff (there's a dirty joke in there)

I started a different post for today, but honestly, i'm not in the mood to finish it.
Nor am I inclined to post 'heavy' material on a Friday.
Friday's are supposed to be FUN damnit!
So, in keeping with that line of thought, here's my "Friday Fluff".

Thanks to my sweet lil scot Lyvvie.

"Your mission if you choose to accept it: You have to sleep with 10 celebrities, 5 male and 5 female, I don't know why, maybe your life depends on it, maybe you just enjoy swinging both ways. Fact is you do. Pick them and tell me who and why. "

Now, before you get all uppity, yes, there are 6 ladies instead of 5. Why? Because I WANTED another one damnit!
Don't like it? Too bad it's MY blog, so piss off!

Ladies first .....

1. Alison Kraus - Admittedly, her looks are unusual, but my GOD, that woman's voice just does things to me! Oh yes, it makes me all tingly, and, and .... oh lord!

2. Ashley Judd - To me, she epitomizes Southern women. With her quiet strength, no-nonsense attitude, and smoldering sexuality. I have great respect and admiration for southern women; they truly are a force to be reckoned with! Ashley just drives the point home for me.

3. Christina Applegate - A very smart, funny, self-depricating woman who just also happens to have a killer bod! She can be refined or 'trashy', she just fits in and makes it all look so effortless.

4. Drew Barrymore - What can I say? I have had a 'thing' for this wild child for as long as I can remember! She's tough, ballsy, brash .... my kinda gal! Oh yea, she has KILLER tatas! (I love tatas!!!)

5. Liv Tyler - Those eyes, those legs, those LIPS!!!!! Mmmm ....
A perfect mixture of innocence and sex! If I had to pick just ONE lady out of all these, i'd choose Liv. She hits me on so many levels. *sigh*

6. Madeline Kahn - Back in the day, she was the epitome of intelligent, funny, sexy, no-nonsense women! The way she delivered lines, and the faces she made are priceless!
Now, I realize the woman is dead, so I DO NOT want any necrophilia comments or references. (sick bastards!)
I'm merely trying to say that yes, at one time (BEFORE death), I would have done her.

1. John Cusack - What can I say? Boyishly charming, completely unassuming, quiet confidence. Did I mention that he's TALL, and has nice hands? Sexy! Prrrrr .....

2. John Corbett - Another long , tall drink of water! Slurp! He says soooo much with those mischievious eyes, and that sexy little grin!

3. Lenny Kravitz - He reeks of SEX!! He looks like he would throw you down and alternate between being ultra gentle, and wickedly rough. Constantly teasing, and always leaving you wanting more.......

4. Sean Connery - I'll take this man at ANY age! He was the not quite so perfect Bond, the one that was still edgy. He charmed the panties off every woman he came into contact with. Actually, I think their panties just disintegrated right off them!
The older Sean is just as sexy (maybe more so!), but with a more distiguished refinement to him.
Of course there's that voice ........
yes, there's THAT! Mmmmm....

5. Sam Elliott - The original Marlboro/Harley man. From that thick, wavy hair, down to the "porn star" mustache, with all those "i've got some stories to tell" lines on his face, he just melts me. Oh yeah, his VOICE ...... Prrrrr ....... *sigh*

Here's another 'mind-numbing' piece of info you can discard later.
I always thought of myself as an 'old soul', but as it turns out:

You Are a Warrior Soul

You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.

You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

"Shootin at the walls of heartache
I AM the warrior!
Yes I am the WARRIOR,
and victory is mine .......

If you survive,
The Warrior"

Hmmm ..... doesn't sound like ME at all!


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he wood is very lightweight and strong, lighter than Poplar and over twice
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Based on current resources and agreements, EGTY projects revenues of $140
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Deltic Timber Corp. currently trades at over $38.00 a share with about $153
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Energy and Asset Technology is currently in negotiations with land and business
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Brazil and Ecuador are also being evaluated.


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