And how will you be paying for this??????

30% of the United States oil refineries have been shut down thanks to Mother Nature.
Bitch.
So I guess now we can expect gas and oil prices to rise to the astronomical fuck-ton ridiculous level. Far surpassing the current astronimcal Shit-ton ridiculous level.
Fanfuckingtabulous. (I'm glad I have 2 kids to sell instead of just one ... sheesh!)

Anywho, I hope these at least make you giggle a bit as you wait in line to fill your beasts for the paltry sum of $2.73/gallon (National average).
However, if some of you are up for a road trip, may I suggest a leisurely drive to Edmond, OK??? The price is $1.96/gallon. Lucky bastards ....

Yep.

Happy Friday, fukkers!