September 12, 2005

Chaos & Anarchy ....

Anyone wanna help unpack boxes?????

That's what I thought .......... (fukkers)

We're in the 'new' place. Cleaned my ASS off in the old place, and now my body's getting the last laugh by stiffening up (there's a dirty joke in there).
I may think I'm still a young, hot chik, but the body is telling me that I am nothing more than an old, tired, broke down hen.
Not even good enough for eatin' (another dirty joke). Meats too tough.
Getting old sucks elephant balls.
I don't recommend it at ALL .....

Anyway, missed y'all ......
didja miss me???????

Oh yeah, if you're trying to think of the perfect housewarming gift for us (ME), send rum.
Lot's of it.
Thanks bunches! *smooches*


At 11/3/05, 8:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drop on by and browse through a huge archive of funny blonde joke

This is one of the many jokes i found amongst the many joke categorys:
A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"


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