Madness I tell you!

***** WARNING!!!!! ****
The Musical selection today may be offensive and is NOT WORK FRIENDLY!
You have been warned.


DO NOT!
I repeat
DO NOT
go
ANYWHERE
near .....

A STORE OF ANY KIND!

Holy fuckamoly!
It's beyond insanity!
These fucktards will grab any piece of crap off the shelf IF the "deal" is there.
And they're vicious already.
Scary vicious.
Vultures!

All I need is tampons, hairspray, a card (I forgot one) and some gum for fucks sake!
OH! And the Pepto.
I CANNOT FORGET THE PEPTO!
Hmm .... maybe a few air fresheners too.
The house is a mite rank at the moment.
Is THAT the line?
I'm screwed.