Blonde Bombshell .....
A Blonde's Year in Review:
January
* Took new scarf back to store .... it was too tight.
February
* Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
* Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years'!
April
* Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
* Tried to make Kool-Aid....
wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
* Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
* Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
the other swimmers cheated ..... they used their arms!!!
August
* Got locked out of my car in rain storm, and the car was swamped .....
soft-top was open.
September
* The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
* Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel!
November
* Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound .... and I weigh 108!!
December
* Couldn't call 911. ....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Duh!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is there something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
January
* Took new scarf back to store .... it was too tight.
February
* Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
* Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years'!
April
* Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
* Tried to make Kool-Aid....
wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
* Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
* Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
the other swimmers cheated ..... they used their arms!!!
August
* Got locked out of my car in rain storm, and the car was swamped .....
soft-top was open.
September
* The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
* Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel!
November
* Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound .... and I weigh 108!!
December
* Couldn't call 911. ....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Duh!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box
and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is there something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
To all my blonde bombshells ... I apologize.
I know this was wrong.
**MUCH LOVE**
forged in the pits of hell by BlazngScarlet @ 1/20/2011 11:47:00 AM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Good afternoon Blazng Scarlet,
Bawahah, I love blonde jokes. My sisters are blond and one of them actually lives the part.
Police officer sees a blond woman driving down the road knitting. He pulls up alongside her and yells "Pull Over". She yells back "No Cardigan".
Scarlet - Hahaha. I love blondes.
hey you - that post should have come with a warning "can be hazardous to your health" like it hurts when I laugh !!
Thanks enjoyed the laugh - even if it did pull a couple of stitches.. OUCH... (cheeky grin)
HA HA HA !!!!!!!
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