As I stated in an earlier post, I am done with my Christmas shoplifting. My son however? Not so much.
Lil Man is at a sleepover tonight, so I decided that me and Boy Genius would venture out into the insane world that IS shopping 13 days before Christmas. I should have stuck sharp things into my eyes. It would have felt better.
I'm not a huge shopper to begin with, so Christmas shopping has always been a bit challenging for me. I do most of mine via internet anymore. I hate fighting the traffic .... And the crowds ..... Standing in lines ..... It wears me down.
But, as I said, this evenings excursion was for Boy Genius, NOT ME. I ask him where he wants to head to first, and he tells me, "Wal-Mart". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO On a Friday night? 13 days before Christmas? Fuck me.
2 1/2 hours and about $100 later, we emerge, triumphant! Boy Genius has managed to find a gift for everyone on his list. All at Wal-Mart. No driving to Target, Toys-R-Us, or even worse ..... THE MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sam Walton helped me find just the right stuff to "pimp Mom's ride" (her new rollator/walker). tassles, flame decals and a pink horn... sweet...
Ahhh .... Walmart.
Did you get the skully with the pink bow too?
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