Slackers-R-us
Hello blogland!
Didja miss me????
(lie to me if you have to)
(scratch that .... I abhor lying)
(i'm very contradictory today ..... imagine that!)
*sigh*
I'm sorry i've been absent.
I could tell you that i've been busy (I have), and that i'm swamped (I am).
But really?
It would be me just blowing a bunch of proverbial air up y'alls arses.
I love y'all too much and respect y'all too much for that.
I'm a slack-ass.
Period.
End of story.
Ahhhhh ..... I feel more bester (and much gooder) now.
Can we move long now?
Sooo .... today is Monday.
That means a new theme has been chosen by the oh-so-fabulous MOI, the winner of last weeks Haiku Challenge.
She has chosen VENGEANCE as the theme.
I can so wrap my head around THIS!
When I was younger (so much younger than today), I was engaged to a wonderful man.
Well .... till he got hispiece on the side tramp, "girlfriend" pregnant.
You know what they say .......
Hell hath no fury!
A gas tank full of salt; cure!
Vengeance can be sweet
I can't say i'm proud of it.
I got mad AND got even.
Didja miss me????
(lie to me if you have to)
(scratch that .... I abhor lying)
(i'm very contradictory today ..... imagine that!)
*sigh*
I'm sorry i've been absent.
I could tell you that i've been busy (I have), and that i'm swamped (I am).
But really?
It would be me just blowing a bunch of proverbial air up y'alls arses.
I love y'all too much and respect y'all too much for that.
I'm a slack-ass.
Period.
End of story.
Ahhhhh ..... I feel more bester (and much gooder) now.
Can we move long now?
Sooo .... today is Monday.
That means a new theme has been chosen by the oh-so-fabulous MOI, the winner of last weeks Haiku Challenge.
She has chosen VENGEANCE as the theme.
I can so wrap my head around THIS!
When I was younger (so much younger than today), I was engaged to a wonderful man.
Well .... till he got his
You know what they say .......
Hell hath no fury!
A gas tank full of salt; cure!
Vengeance can be sweet
I can't say i'm proud of it.
I got mad AND got even.
Labels: I cant believe i'm trying Haiku .... AGAIN, lame, MFM, slackASS blogging
forged in the pits of hell by BlazngScarlet @ 7/15/2012 08:59:00 PM
12 Comments
12 Comments:
me-OUCH! that'll shut down a shitheel's TransCamaro for a bit...
(and summer is a bitch of a time for blogging. too much daylight!)
salt cured sweet vengeance. cleva words.
you havent been slacking - it was a contagious blog lull! good luck on haiku
Daisyfae: I sure done killed that Regal. Pity, it was a beauty of a car.
Chickory: I've been a slacker. I know it, I own it and i'm ok with it. But you're right, Blogland has been in a lull.
We're all feeling the echos through the halls these days. But I'm glad you're back with this kick ass haiku! I tell you what, forgiveness may be a virtue, but sometimes a little vengeance just feels good.
She told me not to
I lied and said I would not
He likes enemas
Ah yes, VENGEANCE, a dish served cold, with a little bit of Frank's Red Hot sauce on the side
Blazng:
Hell hath no fury like WHAT? A woman?
Paleease!!! Try stabbing a homo in his backside and...oh...wait...never mind!!!
=)Rafa
P.S. Now I remember...Hell hath no fury like a homo with his axe out and no ass to grind. I HATE THAT!!!
MOI: It felt AMAZING! :D
BamaTrav: I don't need a visual for that. Thanks!
Walker: I put that shit on EVERYTHING! ;D
Rafa: Not just a woman my dear, a woman SCORNED!
I figured you might LIKE it if I 'stabbed' you in your backside! ;D
hahahahaha
No ASS to grind????
Poor Rafa!
Careful with that axe big guy!
Uhm...Blaze? Isn't "a woman scorned" a bit redundant? Kinda like call'n a dude with a big dick an asshole...just comes with the equipment.
If you show me a woman UNscorned, I'll show you a "WO... MAN(?), is that a dick?"
HaHa! Too crass? Don't tell Aunty, I's got plenty already ride'n up my ass. I don't need another!
Congrats on your WIN!!!
Rafa
Rafa: I won't tell Aunty, I promise! But you can be as crASS as you want here .... it makes me happy! :D lol
I won???
REALLY??????
OMFG!
You're BSing me aren't you?!
Hells bells and rocket shells!!!
Well, now. You got mad, even and a badge. Congratulations.
Serendipity
Oh my word! You really did it! I've only dreamed about doing it. Congratulations on your haiku win. Looking forward to your topic.
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