Hello blogland!
Didja miss me????
(lie to me if you have to)
(scratch that .... I abhor lying)
(i'm very contradictory today ..... imagine that!)
*sigh*
I'm sorry i've been absent.
I could tell you that i've been busy (I have), and that i'm swamped (I am).
But really?
It would be me just blowing a bunch of proverbial air up y'alls arses.
I love y'all too much and respect y'all too much for that.
I'm a slack-ass.
Period.
End of story.
Ahhhhh ..... I feel more bester (and much gooder) now.
Can we move long now?
Sooo .... today is Monday.
That means a new theme has been chosen by the oh-so-fabulous
MOI, the winner of last weeks Haiku Challenge.
She has chosen
VENGEANCE as the theme.
I can so wrap my head around THIS!
When I was younger (so much younger than today), I was engaged to a wonderful man.
Well .... till he got his
piece on the side tramp, "girlfriend" pregnant.
You know what they say .......
Hell hath no fury!
A gas tank full of salt; cure!
Vengeance can be sweet
I can't say i'm proud of it.
I got mad AND got even.
Labels: I cant believe i'm trying Haiku .... AGAIN, lame, MFM, slackASS blogging