Peeps & Cadbury eggs

Happy Easter y'all!

Parenting 101 .....

As a single parent of 2 boys, I have become accustomed to having answer some pretty tough questions.
Where do babies come from?
MOM! Why does my penis itch????
Where's my Daddy?

Yep. My boys have thrown them ALL at me.
Or so I thought.
Driving home the other night, lil' man blurts out, "Mommy, we're going to see each other again someday in heaven with God and Jesus, right?"
PAUSE
"I love God and Jesus!"
"Do you believe in God and Jesus Mommy?"
Christ on a cupcake .... REALLY?????
And there it was .... the one question I NEVER wanted to hear.
Or answer.
But my inquisitive 8 year old wanted to know.
And he wanted to know NOW!
I didn't want to lie to him.
But ... how could I tell him the truth?
How would my very much believing baby understand that his Momma is a non-believing, hedonistic heathen?
My "faith" disappeared years ago (with the help of a drunken, pedophile priest)
Looking into his sweet, innocent face, there was no way I could tell him.
It wouldn't be fair.
To him or me.
For him, it would crush his heart.
For me, it would just lead to other questions that I really DO NOT want to answer anytime soon.

So, I did what every good parent does ......
I quickly changed the subject, took him to the pet store to look at puppies and bought him a Slurpee.
I sure did.
I have no shame in my game.

Saturday silliness ....

This morning, as I was trolling through YouTube, I came across a very rare gem .....

Olivia Newton-John & ELO from "Xanadu"!
Do y'all remember this movie??
Let me refresh your memory .....

"The Greek muses incarnate themselves on Earth to inspire men to achieve. One of them, incarnated as a girl named Kira, encounters an artist named Sonny Malone. With the help of Danny McGuire, a man Kira had inspired forty years earlier, Sonny builds a huge disco roller rink" ~ IMDB

This movie was terrible in soooooo many ways .... and I love it!


So as I was watching the video for "Xanadu", all I could think of was the daring Daisyfae and her latest adventure.
All you need is some leg warmers and shiny spandex pants to get your Roller Disco Queen on!
HAHAHAHA

Dais, this one is for you!


ROLLER GURRRRRL!

Have a great weekend y'all!

Double D .....

Yep .... i'm a Double D!

Twinkle Toes .....

I really dislike black ice.
Especially at 6:30am.
In the dark.
When i'm NOT awake.
And i'm "off" coffee (doctors orders)

Thank god I have a big ass.

Woobie-isms

"Mommy, I hope Santa brings me and my brubber (brother) Nerf guns.

You know, the ones with the fluffy bullets"

I love that kid ....
he always makes me smile and laugh!

Um ....

This was sent to me ....

It's so WRONG that I just had to share.

HAPPY FRIDAY!

Saturday .....

In MY world, I would so have either one of these for the menfolk:

(the first pic is far too graphic and crude for Poot, but Boy Genius (16 yo) would appreciate it!)

Now, if y'all will excuse me, it's time to get sexified for a long-ass day of bar tending.

From my son ...

I found this is my in box this morning .....

My boy ..... he GETS ME!

*sniff, sniff*

Not Flashback Friday .....

Welcome to the end of another week!

I am into day 2 of Summer Vacation .... and I have rain.

LOT'S of rain.

I don't mind.

I decided to go with a parody song for today.

I'm sick and tired of the whole Lady Gaga saga.

She's NOT original.

And this song proves my point.

Here's Weird Al doing a parody of "Born This Way".

Or as I like to call it, the rip-off of Madonnas "Express Yourself".

Hot diggity ....

Sooo ..... why is it everytime I hear Rep. Weiners name I hear THIS in my head:

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
That is what I'd truly like to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
Every one would be in love with me"

Maybe he was hearing it to and decided that sexting pics of HIS weiner was a wise choice.

Just sayin' .....

It's all about the Bunnies ...

Happy Easter!

MCW - Outer Space

Welcome to Movie Clip Wednesday!
This weeks theme is Best movie in Outer Space.
Now, the obvious choice here is "Star Wars" or "Alien" or maybe even "Star Trek".
However, I went for the funny.
Two funny's actually.

First up ..... "Galaxy Quest"


I ADORE Alan Rickman!
Sigourney Weaver? Damn was she hot looking in this movie!


Next up, I choose "SpaceBalls"


It's MEL BROOKS for fucks sake!

And John Candy ....

May the Schwartz be with you!