Anger management .....

It's been THAT kind of week ......

It's Monday ...... again

"Did you know that you have a few golf ball sized fibroids behind your uterus?"

Hmmm ..... so THAT'S where I put those!

WTF?

How would I know that?

Sweet hell .....

I REALLY hate Mondays.

The world in which we live ....

BOY: "There's kicking, punching, whipping and shooting in this game ... but it's not violent"

ME: "um, yes CHILD, that all describes violence"

BOY: "Well, there's no blood in it.  It's not violent violent, it's baby violence"

ME: Walks away shaking head .....

* Friendly Canada?????

"Canada jails American Granny for 12 days in "heroin smuggling" mixup".

Hmmm ....... mixup eh?

My curiosity piqued, I decided to read and find out.

Hmmm ...... it seems that Granny's "heroin" was a mason jar containing motor oil.

I'd say that's one hell of a FUCK-UP!

I understand the suspicion, but how does it take 12 DAYS of interrogations and strip searches to figure out 

that it was motor oil?

WTF ????????

Welcome to "Friendly Canada"!

 * Maybe being so close to America has rubbed off a bit (?).

Roller coaster of life ...

Life is funny.

In a weird, warped and twisted sort of way.

Which fits me, as I am weird, warped and twisted.

Today I received some AH-MAZING news!!!!!!

(Yay me!)

Within a half hour?

Not so AH-MAZING news.

The good and the bad.

(and may hap ugly)

Things that make you ecstatically high one second ....

Can make you unbelievably low the next.

(like a roller coaster .... only mine is a psychotic and broken one.)

I know this is how life goes.

But some days?

Well, it's just not much fun.

(like sucking sweaty rhinoceros testicles) 

Especially on a Monday.

Not Flashback Friday .....

Welcome to the end of another week!

I am into day 2 of Summer Vacation .... and I have rain.

LOT'S of rain.

I don't mind.

I decided to go with a parody song for today.

I'm sick and tired of the whole Lady Gaga saga.

She's NOT original.

And this song proves my point.

Here's Weird Al doing a parody of "Born This Way".

Or as I like to call it, the rip-off of Madonnas "Express Yourself".

Hot diggity ....

Sooo ..... why is it everytime I hear Rep. Weiners name I hear THIS in my head:

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
That is what I'd truly like to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
Every one would be in love with me"

Maybe he was hearing it to and decided that sexting pics of HIS weiner was a wise choice.

Just sayin' .....