Anger management .....

It's been THAT kind of week ......

Land of confusion .....

Are we in 2012?
I wonder sometimes ......

More of the same ...

I saw my doctor today ....

He released me back to work on Jan 30th.

With restrictions.

I can't lift OR pull anything over 20lbs.

Exsqueeze me???

Due to the nature of my job, I can't go back to work.

For 3 more months.

Fucktard say what???

Can y'all see the flames that are shooting out from every orifice in my body?????

I've been out of work for just over a month, and now I have to add another 3????

I won't make it.

I WILL kill someone.

Or at least severely HURT them!

Or myself.

Not only that, but I don't get disability.

My job doesn't offer it for part-timers, and technically, that's what I am.

I am beyond a BAB! (Broke Ass Bitch)

I may have to sell a child!

Anyone in need?????

Anyone??????

*chirp*

That's what I thought ......

*Excuse me now while I go drink myself into oblivion and maybe take a Vicodin (or 5).

*not really .... but it sounds good right about now!



Peaceful Journey to you Ms. Etta James!

Life; interrupted

*I know it's hard to believe, but the world (mine in particular) DOES NOT revolve around YOU!

Get the fuck over yourself ....

Live your life .....

STOP trying to worm your way into MINE!

That is all.

*This rant is in no way intended or directed at any of my gentle and lovely readers.

Some days you just gotta let it out.

It's Monday ...... again

"Did you know that you have a few golf ball sized fibroids behind your uterus?"

Hmmm ..... so THAT'S where I put those!

WTF?

How would I know that?

Sweet hell .....

I REALLY hate Mondays.

Sleepless ......

It's been 24+ hours since last I saw you.
Felt you.
Smelled you.
Kissed you.

We talk on the phone.
We chat online.
But baby, you're not close enough unless I can feel your heartbeat. 
  
"Love knows no boundaries....Love knows no distance."

Roller coaster of life ...

Life is funny.

In a weird, warped and twisted sort of way.

Which fits me, as I am weird, warped and twisted.

Today I received some AH-MAZING news!!!!!!

(Yay me!)

Within a half hour?

Not so AH-MAZING news.

The good and the bad.

(and may hap ugly)

Things that make you ecstatically high one second ....

Can make you unbelievably low the next.

(like a roller coaster .... only mine is a psychotic and broken one.)

I know this is how life goes.

But some days?

Well, it's just not much fun.

(like sucking sweaty rhinoceros testicles) 

Especially on a Monday.

Grrrr .......