It's Monday ...... again

"Did you know that you have a few golf ball sized fibroids behind your uterus?"

Hmmm ..... so THAT'S where I put those!

WTF?

How would I know that?

Sweet hell .....

I REALLY hate Mondays.

The world in which we live ....

BOY: "There's kicking, punching, whipping and shooting in this game ... but it's not violent"

ME: "um, yes CHILD, that all describes violence"

BOY: "Well, there's no blood in it.  It's not violent violent, it's baby violence"

ME: Walks away shaking head .....

It's Monday ......

Take 2 and start over on Tuesday.

Roller coaster of life ...

Life is funny.

In a weird, warped and twisted sort of way.

Which fits me, as I am weird, warped and twisted.

Today I received some AH-MAZING news!!!!!!

(Yay me!)

Within a half hour?

Not so AH-MAZING news.

The good and the bad.

(and may hap ugly)

Things that make you ecstatically high one second ....

Can make you unbelievably low the next.

(like a roller coaster .... only mine is a psychotic and broken one.)

I know this is how life goes.

But some days?

Well, it's just not much fun.

(like sucking sweaty rhinoceros testicles) 

Especially on a Monday.

*MFM

Mondays suck.

Mondays after a week off REALLY suck.

Mondays after spending my week off with Jack are torture.

That's all I have to say today.

*MindFucking Monday or MiddleFinger Monday .... take your pick.

Hot Chocolate .....

Mmmm ..... 1978.

Love me some Hot Chocolate!

(I needed some HAPPY for a Monday!) 

You name this post ....

I'm taking a hiatus.
See y'all ..... whenever.

I missed again ....

I used to think I was born under an unlucky star, or that fate just had other, more cruel plans for me and my life.

Now I know ...

I totally was.