It's Monday ...... again
"Did you know that you have a few golf ball sized fibroids behind your uterus?"
Hmmm ..... so THAT'S where I put those!
WTF?
How would I know that?
Sweet hell .....
Labels: Asshats-r-us, DUH, Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, I'm a rocket surgeon., Mindfucking Mondays suck smelly dead elephant testicles.., MotherF-ER, Pfft, um .... REALLY, Yippee fucking Skippy
10 Comments:
I can't think of a damn thing to say that doesn't sound trite, hackneyed, or redundant.
uhhhhh... yeah... I got nothing..
oh. :-(
BUF: I just laughed and said, "hmm ... I guess I can say I really DO have balls!".
The nurse was damn near in tears.
So was the Doc.
Smart-assery always makes me feel better! =)
SAVVY: Apparently, I have a lot. ;D
(I miss you ....)
BOXER: See my answer to Buffalo. =)
i hate mondays. i also hate golf.
DAISYFAE: Yep. Both.
*blech*
I would freak out, "What do you mean I have a uterus"!!!!!!!!!!
I thought "Golf-Ball sized Fibroids" was a BREAKFAST CEREAL, but what do I know ?
WALKER: you SHOULD freak out if someone tells you that you have a uterus!
HEFF: Fibroids - Fiber ... it's all the same!
and the 'powers who be' are gonna do what about these balls you have grown???
I am guessing they are "gonna keep an eye on them" - am I close??
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