FML .....
I just found my upright freezer door cracked .....
ALL the food inside is thawed, warm and needs to be tossed.
*sigh*
I guess I just live on vodka from now on.
FML .....
ALL the food inside is thawed, warm and needs to be tossed.
*sigh*
I guess I just live on vodka from now on.
FML .....
Labels: Asshats-r-us, Better living through pharmaceuticals, I have nothing particularly witty or clever to say, I'm a rocket surgeon., It is what it is, June can SUCK IT, vodka IS a food group
forged in the pits of hell by BlazngScarlet @ 6/05/2013 09:01:00 PM
7 Comments
7 Comments:
Food is bad for you doll, it weakens your thirst for the hard stuff. Unplug your fridge also before it is too late.
CHEF: Are you going to come cook for me then?!
Ugg.. That's happened to me before. But all you need now is lime, perhaps olives .. And you've made a meal out of vodka.
Oh.. Michael W. is hosting Haiku Monday at my blog, btw.
"I guess I just live on vodka from now on."
you say that like it's a bad thing?
Vodka? Whiskey ain't bad, should have beer or wine in there too. And don't knock the others without trying them. Variety, it's the spice of life.
Well, I write that because I can't otherwise help you. When they take it out, you could kick it. Uhrm... steel toes, or you may need stronger than vodka... Only critters like me can get away with kicking metal.
DAISYFAE: OH NO! NEVER! Vodka is my friend.
I'm just not so sure it's proper 'food' for the 8 year old.
He slept well though .....
DOOM: No whiskey for this girl .... it makes me wanna punch someone in the face! :D
I stick with vodka and/or rum.
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