October 25, 2011


So ... since I haven't heard from my Doctors office, I decided to give
them a lil' jingle and find out when my surgery might be scheduled.
After being place on hold for a gajillion  few minutes, the Office Bitch Manager
comes on the line and proceeds to tell me that I have to sign a consent form first.
OK says I.
I will come today and then we can get it scheduled right away, right?
Um .... not quite.
According to my (lame-ass) insurance company, the consent form has to be
ON FILE for at least ONE MONTH prior to surgery.

Do the math .....
(I'll wait  .... I want a coffee anyway)

Everyone with me now? Good.

So ...... there goes Black Friday shopping!
I'll be on strict bed rest for the first 2 weeks AFTER the surgery and recovery for another 6!

I hope the kids don't want Christmas.

*I just want you all to say UTERUS .... it makes me giggle.  =)

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At 10/25/11, 8:13 PM , Blogger nixabn said...

Well, it sounds like a perfect time for me to come play naked Santa for you and some of your female friends. I will only wear a smile and Santa hat. Looking forward to it. OHHHHHH, I will bring a BAG of goodies for all the girls. XOXO

At 10/25/11, 8:54 PM , Anonymous daisyfae said...

what a load of bollocks! they just NOW tell you this? argh...

At 10/25/11, 10:46 PM , Blogger Boxer said...

can this wait? Then wait until after the Holidays. WTF, Doctor? You're a single Mom. How stupid are they?

At 10/26/11, 9:49 AM , Blogger Heff said...


Geez, you with the love canal, and Kimmerly with her Ta-Tas.

Are doctors trying to secretly enter the porn business ?

At 10/26/11, 11:02 AM , Blogger BlazngScarlet said...

NIXABN: HO HO HO! Just remember, it'll be cold & snowy here ... your BAG may not be quite as big as you'd like.
Just sayin' ....

DAISYFAE: Apparently no one really works anymore and it's up to the rest of us to pick up their slack-ass ways.

BOXER: I've already waited this long, so a couple weeks probably wouldn't kill me.
However, having had NO SEX since August and then having to wait even longer? THAT may make me kill someone! :) HAHAHA

HEFF: Apparently our parts DO wear out with too much use! lol

At 10/28/11, 10:54 AM , Blogger Walker said...

You would think they would have made you sign the papers before you left the doctors office but then again it's not their ass on the line.

At 10/28/11, 11:48 AM , Blogger BlazngScarlet said...

WALKER: Technically, it's not MY 'ass' on the line either! ;D


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