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October 25, 2011

UTERUS*

So ... since I haven't heard from my Doctors office, I decided to give
them a lil' jingle and find out when my surgery might be scheduled.
After being place on hold for a gajillion  few minutes, the Office Bitch Manager
comes on the line and proceeds to tell me that I have to sign a consent form first.
OK says I.
I will come today and then we can get it scheduled right away, right?
Um .... not quite.
According to my (lame-ass) insurance company, the consent form has to be
ON FILE for at least ONE MONTH prior to surgery.
EX-SQUEEZE ME???????

Do the math .....
(I'll wait  .... I want a coffee anyway)

Everyone with me now? Good.

So ...... there goes Black Friday shopping!
AND 
I'll be on strict bed rest for the first 2 weeks AFTER the surgery and recovery for another 6!

I hope the kids don't want Christmas.



*I just want you all to say UTERUS .... it makes me giggle.  =)


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7 Comments:

At 10/25/11, 8:13 PM , Blogger nixabn said...

Well, it sounds like a perfect time for me to come play naked Santa for you and some of your female friends. I will only wear a smile and Santa hat. Looking forward to it. OHHHHHH, I will bring a BAG of goodies for all the girls. XOXO

 
At 10/25/11, 8:54 PM , Anonymous daisyfae said...

what a load of bollocks! they just NOW tell you this? argh...

 
At 10/25/11, 10:46 PM , Blogger Boxer said...

can this wait? Then wait until after the Holidays. WTF, Doctor? You're a single Mom. How stupid are they?

 
At 10/26/11, 9:49 AM , Blogger Heff said...

UTERUS !!!

Geez, you with the love canal, and Kimmerly with her Ta-Tas.

Are doctors trying to secretly enter the porn business ?

 
At 10/26/11, 11:02 AM , Blogger BlazngScarlet said...

NIXABN: HO HO HO! Just remember, it'll be cold & snowy here ... your BAG may not be quite as big as you'd like.
Just sayin' ....

DAISYFAE: Apparently no one really works anymore and it's up to the rest of us to pick up their slack-ass ways.

BOXER: I've already waited this long, so a couple weeks probably wouldn't kill me.
However, having had NO SEX since August and then having to wait even longer? THAT may make me kill someone! :) HAHAHA

HEFF: Apparently our parts DO wear out with too much use! lol
=)

 
At 10/28/11, 10:54 AM , Blogger Walker said...

You would think they would have made you sign the papers before you left the doctors office but then again it's not their ass on the line.
.

 
At 10/28/11, 11:48 AM , Blogger BlazngScarlet said...

WALKER: Technically, it's not MY 'ass' on the line either! ;D

 

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